broomsick:

Small happiness spell 🍊

What you’ll need

• An orange
• Sugar (brown or white)
• Honey
• Cinnamon
• Lemon juice
• Red wine or cider

Steps

1. Peel the orange and separate its wedges
2. Place the wedges in a circle on a plate and charge them with your intent, in this case, happiness
3. Sprinkle sugar over the circle for sweetness, then cinnamon for spiritual power
4. Let honey drip at the center of the circle while saying: ‘For days doused in sunlight, I drip honeyed delight’
5. Add a few drops of lemon juice at the center of the circle and say: ‘For luck to come my way, I keep hexes at bay’
6. Now drip the alcohol at the center while saying: ‘For blessings along the road, I invoke powers of old’
7. Eat the orange one wedge at a time, starting from the top and working clockwise. Dip each of them in the mix at the center before eating.

Enjoy!

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